Paper presentation!!! wierd...

It’s obvious on our part to be making errors. No human is perfect. But for the past few days I have been seeing some so perfect convenors of some nasty technical symposiums…
I, to date do not know why people present paper. Some questions asked to some of my friends (well… veteran friends) were startling…



Judge: where did you get this paper? Internet? Or some crap magazine?
My Fri.:?!?!!? well…. We got it from a website and edited it…
Judge: then why do this? Give us that site… we’ll learn it there…
Fri: ?!??!... ooh!



This wasn’t the best… one guy was telling
That guy: I got the idea from a book… I and my staffs worked on to make this outcome…
I thought that would do… but…
Judge: (response) don’t lie… in which college does the staff helps in presenting paper…



If I were to be there as the paper presenter...
Judge: where did u get this paper…
Me: heaven… have you heard how narasimha avatar come into being… it was so similar, but this time it was dhuriyodhana… he was the man who helped me do this paper.
Judge: then why r u presenting this here…?
Me: because... because You selected it...


Ooohh!!! If my class girls had been there… then, sure judges would have got a headache…
One day I remember…. Our lab in-charge madam was mad at the feebly visible diagrams in a stusent's notebook…
Madam: what pencil do you use?
Subramani: (one of my class boys) mam I use APSARA…
Madam: (shocked) what… Swetha what pencil do u use?
Swetha: mam! I (scratching the head)... well, i use tip pencil madam…
Madam: oooh my god… are u all engineers… to hell with you… now the only question you answer reasonably is auxillary one… fine….. Do you use HB pencils…
Swetha: oh! I didn’t get the question rite…yes mam... HB madam (what a thinking by this lady)
Now if she goes to present a paper… my god…
Judge: what is microcontroller?
Swetha: a very small controller that controls some object of size order micro order…
Judge: well that’s a new definition… what is image processing
Swetha: we went for an IV and took some photos… IAB studio processed it for Rs. 6 a photo. Simple… you ask him sir… I don’t know it… me thinks there are lot of chemicals involved...


I am wondering why people present such weird papers with the feeblest idea… one of my friend read the paper for the first time after getting into the bus… he read it for five hours…(the travel time from cbe to salem)… what a quick learner…

another thing that strikes fire is some guys presents a paper that was taken from some less known college of some other state... now they talk as though they did it completely... Vinodh, the other day was saying that “Brain Gate System” was their paper... don't know how... hostel still has the presentation by some “Revathi and Praba”
Searching reasons… why is all this happening when mankind wants to find what is inside the protons, and if there is life on mars!!!

Glorious GCT

This is happening in a college that is rated one among top ones (told so...)
GCT, Coimbatore is providing excellent opportunities for students to study....

1)Four out of every six subjects are handled by guys n gals studying M.E. here...
The things they do are funny. Tell someone to draw something on the board and go to the stage and just say "we give the input here... this transistor amplifies and we get the amplified out put here"
We would be thinking "Eppoda viduvaanga?"
This is the case with lady M.E. students, OH! sorry, madam(so called)
Now, if this is a gents staff then the hour would most probably be free...

To give you an example we have only heard one lecture from our MPMC staff... and that too was the first one "the usual intro and basics class"
Now our internal tests are going on. Being in GCT only can tell you how tough it is...
These three days,every 45 days... Its really tough... Only very few even know who they themselves are...

2)It wud be really tough for guys to judge whether the invigilator would allow them to copy answers.
Today lucky it was open book....
But college is all about diversities... Our topper was copying... Toppers need not be honest ones... After all who looks at honesty these days...
Our placement representative was very angry on this and he walked out, after not writing even what he studied...
Great guy... (if govt. officials were so good...)

3)Very few staffs dedicate themselves to the profession...
We had a sir for DC Machines and Transformers... He tried to complete it, but in vain. Yet i salute him because he was the only person to complete atleast 4 and a half chapters of that vaaaaaaast syllabus...

4)Many, including the above told Placement Representative have lost all their potential and enthusiasm the first time they entered this college for admission.
I don't know how a person can become weak in things... But i'm infected too coz, I lost all my extra curriculars these years(Trying to renew it)
These infections are not that of biotic things, but of the inward pain in heart...
There is a simple logic, "if u don't work for some years, it would be tough for the first couple of years to do that!"


I don't know if things would be that damn bad, out there in other colleges....
According to me, GCT is a heaven; a real heaven where you just need to sit and relax for four years... After all that is what is Engg. is all about(This is what i learnt...)!
Real happy college life... But, achievers and dreamers, please hold on(if, u happen to read this blog). Your college is something else

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