Saturday, December 19, 2009

Birthdays are for... [fiction]

It was a joyous day for the whole family as it was the first b'day of the new born child: New born-a year ago. It was lights and sounds everywhere, people gathering with gifts neatly folded in gift wrappers, a ribbon-predominantly pink- wound around it. It was the happiest day in the father's life, as it was his first year's completion of parentage- to get a son is different in India! All were happy, but the child with his wet diapers was crying for a dress change. Mom, running all the way into the bedroom, got her leg hit on the door, and then started to limp towards the cradle where I was crying. Oh! Mom was so caring and my b'day celebrations were due in an hour. With everyone arriving on the ground floor, dad was welcoming them and taking everyone into the lawn. The eight year old, my sister, was with dad. Sister was good looking in her make-up and her twin-plaited hair. Dad was with her, caring and holding her hand to not miss her in the mob. Mom took me off the cradle, made me bath and wear new dresses! I was still unhappy! I either was thinking of the poorest person in India! If he would ever have had a b'day party like this-or was it something else.

It struck eight in the grandfather clock and there was a candle lighting the cake on which it was written "HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAHUL (1)". Dad held my hand and kept it on the cake and told me blow the candle off. I tried my best and succeeded thirty percent. My dad did the rest of the work and the knife cut through the cake. A piece was in my hand soon and it went into my small mouth. I could manage to eat only a very little, what my mouth could hold and then, the cake went to mom's mouth. Mom got it and fed back and then mom took my hand and fed daddy. I was sad about something. The guests were singing the usual "HAPPY B'DAY TO YOU" Then everything came flooding back to me...

It was not my b'day alone. It was a b'day for everyone. The day I was born, there was throwing of fire into the hospital walls. My sister, seven then-reading in standard II, was really afraid. I was the bravest, as I had no idea what was happening. Then there was a flash and everyone started running, and the sixteen hours old baby was taken by his now normal mom and they ran. It was hell of mess in the hospital. The attackers' slogan was "we want a separate state". The rage in everyone's eye was increasing each moment."Oh God! The innocents are getting killed. How long will this go on?". Indians are more religious than realistic. My dad's words were ringing in my ears. We ran and ran until we were at the fire exit and that second the maternity ward exploded killing at least twelve children who didn't even know they were born, like me. It took another eleven minutes for the cops and fire engines to get to the place. By then enough destruction was done. I was safe, for there are things money can't buy, in my mother's hands... Lucky she was that fit!

The song was ending "...tooooo youuuuuu..." I started crying that very moment. No one knew i was crying. This society now fears for no bombs, vandalism, arsons, mass destructions, murders. They are afraid of dogs, house flies and cockroaches only. My mom has forgotten all that happened. Lucky no one knew my worries- else there would have been a one hour debate on it. Everyone left giving me gifts and asking for kisses. As last car moved off the parking area, my thoughts went to the poorest person in the nation!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Recent advertisements

I have wondered always why these very standard products like fevicol or so, still go on giving advertisements in television. I even now when watch some ads for these 50 ps. candies think of them as, sort of, idiots. But after watching the recent 'Fevicol', 'BINGO-red chilli', 'DOCOMO' ads I'm sort of thinking, why not... Thats a great enjoyment while watching Dhoni on crease. Those 'cover-cuts' and 'pull shots for a mid-off boundary' were amazing, and that very much orthodox batting made all the rest of 11(Sri lankan players)+2(umpires)+the batsman at non-striker end laugh! But who wants test matches these days!!! I watched 60plus overs of Dravid's batting. I love his style, but it was boring when the pair was making just 6 runs of 5 overs and also at times, I thought of leaving TV hall... But these advertisements made me glue in...

The fevicol ad where the mustache gets stuck for around 50 years. Me thinks this guy, 20dulkar was fixed into the team with fevicol. Long live his honor!!!

The BINGO guys have always been known for good ads... I was a fan of them from the "Vango... Ukkkarungo... ad". Amazing stuff. But now, their new ad...
Two lovers of the first floors in neighborhood. They used the usual "boys love making girls wait"[now, is that true?]. Girls are punctual[Isn't that the correct format! The probs is with girls na??? lol:-)]. Coming here... The boy comes late, then does a comedy track and asks for a kiss. She after some refusals gave a flying one. He acts as though making the kiss land in his shirt pocket and then a ah!(slight scream) The pocket burns... Then they show the chips pack in her hands!!! Its hot! That hot, it burned the shirt pocket! Lucky it didn't burn her mouth!

Another is the DOCOMO ad, where the player scores a goal and runs with his t-shirt on his head, goes on running to have a bang on the goal post. That one also is one great.....

These ads have made an impact on the public! I don't know why people keep saying .....is secret of our energy, .....2 times growth etc. Think people, buddies!!! "Uruvaakidungal pudhiya ennangalai" Or to put it nationally "dimaag ki bathi jala de"

Thanks to ad makers!!!

MOM OH MOM

"Human body can bear only upto 45 del(a unit of pain). But, at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 del of pain= 20 bones getting fractured. So, love your mom"


This is an SMS everyone would have recieved by now! No wonder... I got it arond 15 times from various people! Now, I got many doubts- rather queries regarding this!!!

(i) Love, hurt, happiness, cries etc. have no unit of measure. How is this one abstract feeling 'pain' have a unit of measure. Now, if so it is done, how? Will the dB of cry be converted over a proportional scale???

(ii)Should one love a person because he/she got to bear a lot of pain due to that person... huh!!!


(iii)Mom, normally has her own love and respect from everyone. Very few have a bad feeling for their mother! Its all about how much a person makes us bear!


(iv)Its not only the pain while birth... Right from changing your diapers to washing shit off your ass, its painful everyday process- well routine...


(v)Caring for you, taking you to be kid till you get to stand on your own so-called legs!!! A translation straight of "sondha kaalula nikkiradhu!!!" that isn't so small...


"LOVE YOUR MOM, FOR NO REASON-BECAUSE
DEDICATING A LIFE TO SOMEONE OF UNKNOWN
FUTURE-HOPE NO ONE DOES-EVEN WHEN YOU
COULDN'T WALK OR TALK"

Friday, November 6, 2009

why are semesters called so??

Its semester! one down and five more to go. But, by now I met with 4 kinds of people. The contrast remains intact! After all people live by certain principles. I don't wanna break their meditation, but remember sitting in a room as small as a coconut, for over 14 hours is not easy! but, these days are hard to get. After a couple of years, what is all about your deal with examinations? Yes, the kinds of people!!!


i) People who are contented with what they have studied and serve in-spite of fear of examinations!

ii) those who have learned everything, and are not greedy, walk to preach sense! sacrifice, hard to find!!!

iii) those of them who know about 60% and are working hard on sitting tight!

iv) Those who learn only for the so-called examination. The second day you ask them, they forget... Oh! do they really???

According to me the prior three are all ok, but there is always a dark area in a discussion! The fourth group! they fascinate me! what is there to set your pulse racing in percentages! What 'Chinna' tells is correct! You can't write your fourth sem papers now on anywhere in life! Can you, if you are in third year!?? But, he belongs to group(ii). Preaching is different. Surefootedness of ones self is what is important! what is in there if you are one among top 10 in the class!!! I don't know why we write exams! Percentages don't vary much between two consecutive semesters! Some are very happy if they are one among the top score getters in class! Who are you in life? what matters in marks? How many around you still believe in your company? Do you still miss something in life-sure you would- why if you score a 85 do you lose something? Certain things are like this or that! No man is clever by some crap marks a good-for-nothing person gives!


My dear boys of group (iv)-What do you get of being so mean to others? Or What are you going to lose if you tell something useful to others?

As AVVAYAAR says "alla alla kurayaadhadhu kalvi mattumae!"
My reply to this is," moodhaattiyae, Impatience is the new life! No one in this world now is free to do a favour to anyone!"

Have you seen dogs on streets. They don't have any work, but they don't stop running here and there! Now my guys, what is difference between that 'man's best friend' and you? Who is the best? Exams have become a dog-eat-dog situation!

One more thing to you my dear group(iv) kids, "temme 'I can't' and not 'I don't know!', for not knowing is impossible if your score-sheets can offer you a so called job...

Saturday, October 31, 2009

ADAPTING TO NEW ENVIRONMENT

It has been a long time since man has started searching for reasons! Yet he is still in a fix on everything he does! He always doubts if that is correct or wrong. Some don’t worry and they aren’t worried about society! Ah, society!!!
Society… what is it after all? A formation, formed by people! And people worry about ‘themselves’! Crazy! Certain times when my dad asks certain questions, it makes me think a lot! Like, when one of his brothers was opting to marry a girl he loves, his question was, “what is bigger? 30 years of your blood relation or 5 and half years of this relationship?” Reply was “this is big! Its fiiivee and haaaalf years!!!”… Never is a life without anyone to support, happy! U imagine a life where you live alone with your wife, her family don’t respect you to a piece of ___ and yours don’t even to the dog in the streets (Great India!!!). I’ll never forget my hearty one hour talk with one of my friends in this situation! A marriage with a classmate! Now, onto his story…

Once upon a time in GCT studied two people who loved each other more than themselves! Oh, I’ve different meanings for love! But, they were of the opposite gender- a sincere, dedicated love that would end up in marriage. It’s not necessary for us to mention this in India! Their religion was the same, but the castes did differ. I read in Rum’s blog that humanity can develop on marriage to a different religion’s person! He has a brother who has already married a girl of a different caste. So, his mother is so much worried about this one’s marriage! “You can’t explain logic into your mom if problem is yours!” His mother wants him marry a girl who she would choose! Her concern is all about the society. His brother’s marriage wasn’t that populous and extraordinary!!! Why is that we think marriage should be embarrassing and difficult? For the whole day we sit in front of fire, posing for photographs, having our face extra-ordinarily happy, in-spite of all difficulty! That is the day- yet, every man is looking forward too! Of course woman also!
Coming to the girl’s side, I don’t know much, yet, her mom is single after losing her husband when this girl was in std.II. All the way she has toiled hard to save this girl from male chauvinism! I could see her mom has played her part well, not only me, but every one in that class ‘must’ think so! Her mother has won that game of bringing her up. That girl is now a woman, with a lot of self-confidence, but with less sense!!! In love marriages many say that it’s one person’s mistake… I don’t know who went wrong here... May be ‘the big guy’ has personal plans for them!
In general, my question is, what’s wrong in all this if they r going to live forever, if they are going to give you good grand-children, if they are going to give you a birthday gift on your 60th b’day, if they are going to make this world look back for good reasons, if they are going to lead a peaceful life????? Note there is an “if they are going to” in all that! Now if all that didn’t happen then… this also has an ‘if’!
My dad used to say “cheriyon valudhaavillannum; poyon thirichu varillannum ennum vijarikkarudhu” It means “u can’t expect that a small person will not become big; also you can’t think that a departed person would not return back”. Moral of the story- is you can’t expect anything to happen!!! Anything can happen and some power makes it happen…
Why is Indian society so crap? Should we always be conservatives? Should we adjust to the society rules? Should we for every thing we do, think what the society will think about it? Should we this… Should we that… OR, IS IT THAT WE SHOULD ADAPT TO OUR NEW ENVIRONMENT? Society… sack it and give it a push. Let it fall in from the cliff into the valley…

Monday, October 19, 2009

Sometimes in life....

Its diwali… oh! It’s over… It has been a festival that has brought enough unsettlement in mind! Now I would love to tell you certain characters that brought out a change in life… By now a few have read my diary and those will surely know these characters-The lovable idiot & The Ratchasi… Yap! They both have been a very integral part of the past 4 months… There was tears (enough of it); worries; cries- but a small happiness in it. Happiness has always been there. But the poor chubby boy who went to school with a broad smile on his face; making people on the road forget their regular worries- with a mind that expected nothing & with an unforgettable face – knew it very late that “loss is hereditary; everything is lost at least once in life- Regaining the lost things is what that matters”. You need not be born rich to make this world look at you. It has been a bad month while considering the happiness of that chubby boy… It is tough living with ‘everyone’ misunderstanding you!!! Now, after he has had enough of it he is looking for peace and it has been late to realize that it is all within- the self…


It is not that he didn’t know it before, but knowing things is not like realizing it. Some people take immense- when I say immense I mean it- pleasure in disturbing -rather making ones mind unsettled! - others. Not every day does a man get a chance to travel in the slowest express in the state without talking a word to a couple of his accompanying passengers! It is not regular that your friend, talks well just to hurt you big time later on! It isn’t regular that one your most trusted one asks you about your errors in the past two months that you even has forgot!!!! These aren’t regular but when this happens it takes a lot of self-confidence and reality-realization to accept this as ‘mahaans’ do! Now realization does not occur always. I had to take around 20 days of worries and a day’s happiness, then again was very much worried to take in that defeat in life. But when thinking turns this way- “How is this event of a boy digging rite behind me going to affect my career big time?” – It’s really frustrating that “was it for this we were so much worried?” Hope you get me!


Was ‘the lovable idiot’ so dumb? Was he a masochist? Are people so? Can people be so bad? Don’t they have a mind as normal as humans? Don’t they understand the concept “Rehan loves you more than you love Rehan”? I can’t get this kind of people who on purpose do such things that insult- rather makes people fools- at that moment of the happening! Have you met such people???

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Wrath on paper presentation

It has been few days since i did a paper presentation. As i said in my earlier blogs, I also did in the same way... Got my friend's paper and presented it the worst way it could be. The most funny thing is, a couple of my friends did the same paper in another college.

The history of that paper is quite notable... It got a first in one of the college it was presented and also a second in another reputed institution. Now let me tell you the story... I entered a search in google "Brain Gate System". I did this to clarify some doubts. The thing I saw was amazing. As my friends told us about copying their paper, I thought it was entirely their work; but...

My paper was due the next day and I saw that happen that night. The paper entirely was a cut, copy, paste(editing) work of the first few web results. Amazing..... Now when I asked my friends the question changed, "Would you have got the idea of Brain Gate if we didn't tell?". Oh! that was great... At least now I'm happy that my friends know a lot of questions... huh!!!

The queries that were asked to Satheesh and Mathan were amazing... The judge even said that this paper was very old. This was in the other college with our, oh! sorry, their paper. It so happened that I had two of other debutants. Their paper was going on while the judges were laughing. The judges were so happy. It was a paper on how to detect if a driver is sleeping (what Sankar and Sriram presented the previous week). There was nothing for a joke in it... We were even afraid that someone out of the crowd would stand up and shout,"Goyalae, idhu enga paper da!"

I am actually angry on this... I don't want to say circumstances... But, it happens to many that they are forced to do things they don't like or deserve. It was like I was completing a semester without a credit. So, had to do all this... My question is, "If 10 do the same paper in class why not the next two?". Try answering this...

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Paper presentation!!! wierd...

It’s obvious on our part to be making errors. No human is perfect. But for the past few days I have been seeing some so perfect convenors of some nasty technical symposiums…
I, to date do not know why people present paper. Some questions asked to some of my friends (well… veteran friends) were startling…



Judge: where did you get this paper? Internet? Or some crap magazine?
My Fri.:?!?!!? well…. We got it from a website and edited it…
Judge: then why do this? Give us that site… we’ll learn it there…
Fri: ?!??!... ooh!



This wasn’t the best… one guy was telling
That guy: I got the idea from a book… I and my staffs worked on to make this outcome…
I thought that would do… but…
Judge: (response) don’t lie… in which college does the staff helps in presenting paper…



If I were to be there as the paper presenter...
Judge: where did u get this paper…
Me: heaven… have you heard how narasimha avatar come into being… it was so similar, but this time it was dhuriyodhana… he was the man who helped me do this paper.
Judge: then why r u presenting this here…?
Me: because... because You selected it...


Ooohh!!! If my class girls had been there… then, sure judges would have got a headache…
One day I remember…. Our lab in-charge madam was mad at the feebly visible diagrams in a stusent's notebook…
Madam: what pencil do you use?
Subramani: (one of my class boys) mam I use APSARA…
Madam: (shocked) what… Swetha what pencil do u use?
Swetha: mam! I (scratching the head)... well, i use tip pencil madam…
Madam: oooh my god… are u all engineers… to hell with you… now the only question you answer reasonably is auxillary one… fine….. Do you use HB pencils…
Swetha: oh! I didn’t get the question rite…yes mam... HB madam (what a thinking by this lady)
Now if she goes to present a paper… my god…
Judge: what is microcontroller?
Swetha: a very small controller that controls some object of size order micro order…
Judge: well that’s a new definition… what is image processing
Swetha: we went for an IV and took some photos… IAB studio processed it for Rs. 6 a photo. Simple… you ask him sir… I don’t know it… me thinks there are lot of chemicals involved...


I am wondering why people present such weird papers with the feeblest idea… one of my friend read the paper for the first time after getting into the bus… he read it for five hours…(the travel time from cbe to salem)… what a quick learner…

another thing that strikes fire is some guys presents a paper that was taken from some less known college of some other state... now they talk as though they did it completely... Vinodh, the other day was saying that “Brain Gate System” was their paper... don't know how... hostel still has the presentation by some “Revathi and Praba”
Searching reasons… why is all this happening when mankind wants to find what is inside the protons, and if there is life on mars!!!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Glorious GCT

This is happening in a college that is rated one among top ones (told so...)
GCT, Coimbatore is providing excellent opportunities for students to study....

1)Four out of every six subjects are handled by guys n gals studying M.E. here...
The things they do are funny. Tell someone to draw something on the board and go to the stage and just say "we give the input here... this transistor amplifies and we get the amplified out put here"
We would be thinking "Eppoda viduvaanga?"
This is the case with lady M.E. students, OH! sorry, madam(so called)
Now, if this is a gents staff then the hour would most probably be free...

To give you an example we have only heard one lecture from our MPMC staff... and that too was the first one "the usual intro and basics class"
Now our internal tests are going on. Being in GCT only can tell you how tough it is...
These three days,every 45 days... Its really tough... Only very few even know who they themselves are...

2)It wud be really tough for guys to judge whether the invigilator would allow them to copy answers.
Today lucky it was open book....
But college is all about diversities... Our topper was copying... Toppers need not be honest ones... After all who looks at honesty these days...
Our placement representative was very angry on this and he walked out, after not writing even what he studied...
Great guy... (if govt. officials were so good...)

3)Very few staffs dedicate themselves to the profession...
We had a sir for DC Machines and Transformers... He tried to complete it, but in vain. Yet i salute him because he was the only person to complete atleast 4 and a half chapters of that vaaaaaaast syllabus...

4)Many, including the above told Placement Representative have lost all their potential and enthusiasm the first time they entered this college for admission.
I don't know how a person can become weak in things... But i'm infected too coz, I lost all my extra curriculars these years(Trying to renew it)
These infections are not that of biotic things, but of the inward pain in heart...
There is a simple logic, "if u don't work for some years, it would be tough for the first couple of years to do that!"


I don't know if things would be that damn bad, out there in other colleges....
According to me, GCT is a heaven; a real heaven where you just need to sit and relax for four years... After all that is what is Engg. is all about(This is what i learnt...)!
Real happy college life... But, achievers and dreamers, please hold on(if, u happen to read this blog). Your college is something else

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A tenderfoot to blogosphere

This is to notify you that there is a new-comer to this department... I'm not gonna give you some good lyrics or some good piece of literary work but, i'm just gonna be with you as one among you, and just smile at everything happening...
yours petite blogger...

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